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Post by Sko on 24th December 2012, 12:56 am

It's officially Christmas Eve where I live. I'll be going to visit grandparents tonight, and I'm really excited about the idea of eating too many cookies. Very Happy

So, are you guys excited? If you read my recent blog post, you know I'm very excited.

Now, to the main topic of this post. I want to hear your best Christmas jokes. Post as many as you want. I'll choose the best one, and give the poster fifty seashells.

So, here are a few of my favorites:

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red.
He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his
wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her
and said, "Look my dear, it has begun to rain!" Without even
looking up from her knitting she replied, "It's too cold to rain. It
must be sleeting." The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the
Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Q. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!


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Post by Sunshine on 24th December 2012, 4:04 pm

Haha - those are good, Sko!

I can't exactly "claim" this as mine, but here's something my brother read allowed from twitter:

Christmas Eve - taken from the side of Christmas Adam. Celebrate with a McRib.


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Post by Sko on 24th December 2012, 5:09 pm

Sunshine wrote:Christmas Eve - taken from the side of Christmas Adam. Celebrate with a McRib.

That's a great one. Very Happy


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Post by Kaida on 28th December 2012, 1:10 pm

Sunshine wrote:
Christmas Eve - taken from the side of Christmas Adam. Celebrate with a McRib.

Haha! Nice! Very Happy


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Post by Sko on 28th December 2012, 2:54 pm

It's too bad we didn't get more. Well, the award goes to Sunshine. Congratulations! Very Happy


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