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Post by Jason on 1st April 2011, 8:20 pm

CC Weekly News 4/1/11

(Note: The poll makes more sense once you read it all. Please wait to vote until after you've read the news. CCWN: 4/1/11 465259)

Inside the building of creativity and wackiness, the wonderful CCWN Studios, CCWN is just starting and an announcer begins the show by saying.

"Welcome one and all to the show where not only do you get the latest news around these parts, but you might actually learn something too. Ladies and gentlescrimps. Introducing the one and only Jason!"

The crowd applauds enthusiastically as Jason runs down from the back stairs
slapping, and shaking hands, and makes his way to the front.

"Oh...Looks like they haven't got around to putting the opening picture in yet... Mental note for next time... Once again, I'm Jason. Thank you for joining us today for another CC Weekly News. I apologize for our long stretch of absence. I sure have missed this studio. But I guess sometimes busyness catches up with you.

The crowd applauds as if in agreement, Jason continues.


"We have a lot in store for today, so don't get ants in your pants. We'll be here a while. First we're gonna start with CC Stats.
The Crowd applauds and waits for Jason to continue.

CC Stats


"To start with, we have gained [a/some] new member(s) during our hiatus. While we are sorry for not recognizing all of whom have joined since our last session, we would like to recognize our newest member. He has made his presence known by posting quite frequently here in the county, and is quite an addition. His name is Kyntt Foot. Once again, late though it may be, welcome to the County we call Campbell."
Audience applauds.
"Now, in other news our top poster this week with a whopping 67 posts, (Week consists from Saturday 26 - Friday 01) is our most newest member, Kyntt Foot!
Amazing isn't it? and looking at the chart, he carries a good post count for the week too. Could he eventually out post Marvin D.?
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"And this chart shows our progress of posts within the last bunch of months."

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"Currently,
we have a game going to see which five AIO Trading Cards made by yours
truly. Who will win? By the looks of things, Rodney and Regis may be the
next two out. And Jimmy has a far lead ahead of the others. Check it out here.
In other news, we have some brilliant new shop items. Such as a
Stiletto, and album buttons for 51, 52 and 53. These items will look
great on your profile. Unfortunately the sale has ended. So they are
back at full price. I think that's all in the CC news department. Yo
Freddy, you have anything for us?"

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Good at least the tech guys got that one up...Thought Jason

Freddy Jay appears on the screens for the audience.
"I
sure do Jase. Freddy Jay here, with the latest on anything and
everything Odyssey News. The latest buzz is of course that the Green
Ring Conspiracy has hit the airwaves, and part 4 airs tomorrow. It's
full of deception, lies, trickery, action, mystery, and excitement. It's
an epic tale that you won't want to miss. You can discuss it here, or you can review
the episodes that have aired so far. Also the odyssey scoop has updated
it's Chicken soup for the AIO section with all sorts of fan submitted
stuff. Be sure to check it out.
Also although indirectly connected with AIO, Jason has begun an interesting fan fiction. What will happen? Check it out. Back to you Jase."

"Thank you, Freddy. You would consider my little story news worthy wouldn't you... And now.."
The
lights to the studio suddenly cut out along with the power to Jason's
microphone. The monitors starting playing Lil Dolly's Amazing Adventure.
What the string-doodle is that??

"Oh but Mommy, Unicorns are for real. Daddy believes don't you Daddy?"

"Danny? You're encouraging this?"

"Now Molly, you know kids. They sometimes read more into something than it really is."

"But Daddy, you saw him and we flew on one. How can you simply push it out of your mind?"

"Dolly, it was all a game remember? I promise you Molly we were just playing around."

"Fine, Daddy. Say what you will. I know unicorns are real. I know what I saw. So do you whether you admit it or not."

"Now Dolly, you're Daddy is right. It was just a game. You can't go around chirping about things that simply don't exist. People will think you're crazy."

"Mommy, I know they exist, and I don't care what others say. You know that feeling, when you believe in something, not just because you want it to be there, but you know it's there? It takes faith. which apparently neither of you have."

"Dolly, I-."

The screens stopped playing and Jason comes back into the room as the lights popp back on.

"I'm sorry about that folks... I guess somebody on the team is a April Fools prankster...Well, that about concludes everything for today. We'll catch you next time..." A goofy sounding voice from off set started yelling. "Wait!"
Jason recognized the person that came out to him as Mr. Lumpy, one of his security guards. Oh boy.....
"What is it Mr. Lumpy?"
"Well you almost forgot to tell them about the surprise you're whipping up. Yup, yup."
"Surprise? What surprise?" Replied Jason. Then in a hushed yelling whisper, "Lumpy you dolt! It's called a surprise for a reason. It's not completed yet!"
"O-o-o-o-o-oh."
said Mr. Lumpy as he made his way away from Jason for fear that he
might wack him in the head or something and muttered
"Makes sense."
Jason sighs.
"Uh, forget what you just heard about a surprise... Just consider it an April fools joke. CCWN: 4/1/11 465259 And that concludes CCWN. Catch you later." Jason waves and the camera guy yells cut.


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Post by Bren on 1st April 2011, 8:53 pm

Perhaps the administration should censor the word unicorn.


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Post by Jason on 1st April 2011, 9:03 pm

Regis' comment reminded us of something that we want to make perfectly clear.

Please note: Dolly's Amazing Adventure is in no way connected with CCWN Studios. CCWN does not support the belief or non-belief in unicorns, we are completely neutral on that subject matter. Dolly's Amazing Adventure is totally fictional and so are unicorns. Jason is so going to get the one who pulled that prank... Haha.


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Post by Bren on 1st April 2011, 9:06 pm

Still, this is 2 times unicorns have been brought up. Have you ever been diagnosed as obsessive compulsive?


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Post by Connie on 1st April 2011, 9:07 pm

Haha. That was fantastic, Jason. 👏 I voted "Doesn't he always?" Wink


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Post by Jason on 1st April 2011, 9:13 pm

Regis wrote:Still, this is 2 times unicorns have been brought up. Have you ever been diagnosed as obsessive compulsive?

Uh...No. But my parents are talking about it... Wink But I in no way am obsessed with unicorns.


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Post by Bren on 1st April 2011, 9:15 pm

Jason wrote:
Regis wrote:Still, this is 2 times unicorns have been brought up. Have you ever been diagnosed as obsessive compulsive?

Uh...No. But my parents are talking about it... Wink

*chuckles*

Big surprise.


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Post by Jason on 1st April 2011, 9:18 pm

Note to self: next time unicorns pop into head, use dragons instead.


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Post by KF on 2nd April 2011, 1:45 pm

Nice Jason.


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Post by Marvin DeSanchez on 2nd April 2011, 3:04 pm

What is goin' on here?!


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Post by Jason on 2nd April 2011, 3:13 pm

Marvin DeSanchez wrote:What is goin' on here?!

Going on? Whatever do you mean? CCWN: 4/1/11 930568


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