RPG: Connie's Being Sued!

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Okay guys, I am the little game started to an RPG. If you are new, just check out this topic for the info. Just start the whole court session over again so we can have a fresh start. Here are the standings as far as I can tell. Tell me if it needs to be edited:

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Jason and Regis: Prosecutors and Lawyers
The King s Daughter and Ric: Connie's Lawyers
CookieMonster: Bailiff
Agent 2362 (The Court Jester): Judge
Takeitfromthetop: Is called to the stand on Connie's side.

Let the Games Begin!

Whee! I've ALWAYS wanted to be judge! *bangs with the hammer over and over and over*

LET'S PARTAAAYYYYY!!!! *under his breath says "I have always wanted to say that."*

Um....I'd say it's about time for the verdict.

(You haven't called me up yet)

(Oh, well, I closed my case. Jason, take the wheel.)

Good grief! I said partyyyy!!! *since nobody parties, Marvin parties himself*

Um, Lets see. I call Jason to the stand.

Wait. *stops partying* What?!

Jason paces and continues.
*Jason swears himself in*

"Now Jason if that is your real name, one again explain to the court why you're doing this whole ordeal."

Jason walks three steps and turns to face "himself".

"Well as was previously stated, Regis and I feel mistreated. We feel that Connie has gotten so much love and appreciation since she entered office, and people started hopping on like the plague."

Jason once again hops over and faces the his other "self".
Thank you, I know this is tough for you to do. Now is there anything else you wish to explain to the court?

"Well...Only that the original suit was for album 52, but since then have recieved my copy...So...not sure where that puts this case..."

"Jason you may be seated."

*Jason thanks himself and sits down.*

Uhhhh....Ok. Let's partay!

/me stands up and tries to bring the court room into order

Ok you hooligans no more of that partying or the judge will hold you in contempt and give you a fine.

I would like to say, that I was forced to party by.... um....*looks around*.... John Avery Whitaker!!!

Very well then Mr. Ric we shall draw up an investigation once the trial is over...

Now would the Plaintiff like to call anyone to the stand?