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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are out on a camping trip. They trudge all day, covering lots of miles, and finally decide, just as dusk is falling, that it's time to set up camp for a night.

They put up their tent, start a fire, cook a simple meal, eat, and both being exhausted from the day's exertions, decide to go to sleep.

At about 3 in the morning Holmes shakes Watson awake and says, "Watson, look up at the stars in the sky and tell me what you deduce from them."

Watson is sleepy, but he has learned that there is always a point to even the most random of Holmes's questions, so he does as he's told, and gazes up at the stars.

"Well, Holmes," he says after a moment, "I can see millions of stars. Millions of them. And I guess if there are millions of stars, then around many of those stars there must be planets. And if there are planets around those stars, then some of those planets must be like our planet. And if planets like ours exist around some of those stars, then on some of those planets there may well be people, looking up at the stars and imagining that we exist as well. That's what I deduce from looking up at the stars, Holmes."

And Holmes says, "No, Watson, you fool -- someone has stolen the tent."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dancing trees? Now that's ENTertainment.

Haha... You guys are all great!

I'm borrowing this joke from bookworm of the ToO! A warning to all; it's a bit morbid...


Two men and a blonde were training to be spies. The head agent got them together for their next lesson. "As spies, we have to be able to follow orders without emotions getting in the way," he said.

He gave the first man a gun. "Behind this door is your wife. I want you to go in, shoot her, and come back out." The man looked at the gun for a second and said "I can't do it, I can't shoot my wife." The agent said "Then you can't be a spy." The man left.

The agent gave the gun to the second man. "Behind this door is your wife. I want you to go in, shoot her, and come back out." The man went through the door, but came back out a few seconds later and said "I can't do it, I can't shoot my wife." The agent said "Then you can't be a spy." The man left.

The agent gave the gun to the blonde. "Behind this door is your husband. I want you to go in, shoot him, and come back out." The blonde went through the door. After a second there was a gunshot. Then another. Then another and another. There was a pause, then there were several thumping noises. The blonde finally came back out, covered in blood. "What did you do?!" the agent exclaimed. The blonde replied, "I tried to shoot him, but the gun you gave me was loaded with blanks, so I had to beat him to death."

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Oh my word Eugene!!!!! too funny!!!!